Angela G asked: An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, are in
> California .
>
>
> Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.
> So seeing some on Sale one day, he buys them,
> wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into
> The house and says to his wife: ‘Notice
> anything different about me?’
>
>
> Margaret looks him over, ‘Nope.’
>
> Frustrated Bert storms off into the bathroom,
> undresses, and walks back Into the room completely
> naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a
> Little louder this time, ‘Notice anything
> different NOW?’
>
>
> Margaret looks up and says, ‘Bert, what’s
> different? It’s hanging down Today,
> it was hanging down yesterday, and
> it’ll be hanging down again Tomorrow.’
>
>
> Furious, Bert yells, ‘AND DO YOU KNOW WHY
> IT’S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?
>
>
> ‘Nope’, she replies.
>
>
> ‘IT’S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT’S LOOKING AT MY
> NEW BOOTS!!!!!’
>
>
> To which Margaret replies…
> “Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat.’
Arnold