Cowboy Boots~joke?
An elderly couple is vacationing in the West.
Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.
Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them back to the hotel, walking proudly.
He walks into their hotel room and says to his wife, “Notice anything different, Helen?”
Helen looks him over, “Nope.”
Sam says excitedly, “Come on, Helen, take a good look. Notice anything different about me?”
Helen looks again, “Nope.”
Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for his boots.
Again, he asks, a little louder this time, “Notice anything
DIFFERENT?”
Helen looks up and says, “Sam, what’s different? It’s hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it’ll be hanging down again tomorrow.”
Furious, Sam yells, “AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT’S HANGING DOWN, HELEN? IT’S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT’S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!”
To which Helen replies, “Shoulda bought a hat, Sam, shoulda bought a hat.”
Martin
May 16th, 2008 at 12:28 am
OMG! That was freakin hilarious! Keep the good ones coming!
May 16th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
heard it before but still funny
May 17th, 2008 at 8:25 am
thats clever,never heard this one.
May 18th, 2008 at 6:48 am
For one day and the husband later that night in bed the woman chose to get measuring tape and measured his wife who completely brushes him off whats wrong he proceeded to where his wife was right your butt is two inches wider.