Cowboy boots?
Did you hear about the Texas teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots? He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn’t want to go on. By the time they got the second boot on, she had worked up a sweat.
She almost cried when the little boy said, “Teacher, they’re on the wrong feet.” She looked, and sure enough, they were. It wasn’t any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on She managed to keep her cool as, together, they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the right feet. He then announced, “These aren’t my boots.”
She bit her tongue, rather than get right in his face and scream, “Why didn’t you say so?”, like she wanted to. Once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet. No sooner had they gotten the boots off when he said, “They’re my brother’s boots. My Mom made me wear ‘em.”
Now she didn’t know if she should laugh or cry. But she mustered up what grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again.
Helping him into his coat, she asked, “Now, where are your mittens?”
He said, “I stuffed ‘em in the toes of my boots.”
She will be eligible for parole in about three years.
Jessie
May 6th, 2008 at 4:27 am
haha thats funny.
May 7th, 2008 at 2:22 am
Thats not funny!
May 9th, 2008 at 9:25 am
Cute little story, but wow. What a dark ending.
May 11th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
For the girl but dont get what your question is.
The girl but dont get what your question is.
May 14th, 2008 at 6:49 pm
have a star
May 15th, 2008 at 9:11 pm
For my first of the day.
May 16th, 2008 at 12:20 am
For her patience.
May 16th, 2008 at 6:32 pm
pfft..go figure.
May 19th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
The problem his boots whats the mittens are at home he is wearing his brothers boots whats the mittens are at home he is wearing his brothers boots are in his boots are in his.
May 21st, 2008 at 4:40 pm
My feet but what was the quesion.
May 27th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
good job have a star
May 30th, 2008 at 8:33 pm
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! That was so tragically funny…LMAO!!! You earned yourself a star!!!
June 2nd, 2008 at 12:30 pm
Hahahaha funny.
June 2nd, 2008 at 5:29 pm
LOL Good One