5 May 2008 - 11:48Cowboy boots?

Roxy asked:


Did you hear about the Texas teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots? He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn’t want to go on. By the time they got the second boot on, she had worked up a sweat.

She almost cried when the little boy said, “Teacher, they’re on the wrong feet.” She looked, and sure enough, they were. It wasn’t any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on She managed to keep her cool as, together, they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the right feet. He then announced, “These aren’t my boots.”

She bit her tongue, rather than get right in his face and scream, “Why didn’t you say so?”, like she wanted to. Once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet. No sooner had they gotten the boots off when he said, “They’re my brother’s boots. My Mom made me wear ‘em.”

Now she didn’t know if she should laugh or cry. But she mustered up what grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again.

Helping him into his coat, she asked, “Now, where are your mittens?”
He said, “I stuffed ‘em in the toes of my boots.”

She will be eligible for parole in about three years.

Jessie

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14 Comments | Tags: Cowboy Boots

Comments:

  1. HollisterCo19 says;
    06 May 2008 - 4:27

    haha thats funny.

  2. JD84 says;
    07 May 2008 - 2:22

    Thats not funny!

  3. nadia_dambusiness says;
    09 May 2008 - 9:25

    Cute little story, but wow. What a dark ending.

  4. yasmeen l says;
    11 May 2008 - 15:58

    For the girl but dont get what your question is.
    The girl but dont get what your question is.

  5. fisherman says;
    14 May 2008 - 18:49

    have a star

  6. WILLOWJAC. says;
    15 May 2008 - 21:11

    For my first of the day.

  7. Shruti Mohan says;
    16 May 2008 - 0:20

    For her patience.

  8. kiki love says;
    16 May 2008 - 18:32

    pfft..go figure.

  9. Sports fan says;
    19 May 2008 - 17:47

    The problem his boots whats the mittens are at home he is wearing his brothers boots whats the mittens are at home he is wearing his brothers boots are in his boots are in his.

  10. lonewolf says;
    21 May 2008 - 16:40

    My feet but what was the quesion.

  11. tiggernck says;
    27 May 2008 - 17:33

    good job have a star

  12. V2R1 says;
    30 May 2008 - 20:33

    Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! That was so tragically funny…LMAO!!! You earned yourself a star!!!

  13. ♥Lily C♥ says;
    02 Jun 2008 - 12:30

    Hahahaha funny.

  14. ♪♣♥Max_Jewels♥♣♪ says;
    02 Jun 2008 - 17:29

    LOL Good One